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The Secret Divorcee

The Secret Divorcee

Roses are red, violets are blue, my husband’s a cheat and now we’re through.

Welcome to the start of my happily-ever-after.

Twenty years of marriage. Twenty years of lies. And one very smug university sweetheart.

When I discovered my husband’s secret double life, I had two options (or three, if you count me and my best friend with two spades and a suspicious willingness to serve hard time): stay for the kids, or sell a kidney, take out a second mortgage, and sacrifice my sanity to divorce the b*stard.

The Secret Divorcee is the unfiltered, hilarious story of betrayal, bad decisions, and taking back your life —powered by wine, a loyal best friend, and a side hustle your mother must never, ever find out about.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my husband’s a cheat and now we’re through.

Welcome to the start of my happily-ever-after.

Twenty years of marriage. Twenty years of lies. And one very smug university sweetheart.

When I discovered my husband’s secret double life, I had two options (or three, if you count me and my best friend with two spades and a suspicious willingness to serve hard time): stay for the kids, or sell a kidney, take out a second mortgage, and sacrifice my sanity to divorce the b*stard.

The Secret Divorcee is the unfiltered, hilarious story of betrayal, bad decisions, and taking back your life —powered by wine, a loyal best friend, and a side hustle your mother must never, ever find out about.

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